PIZZA SLICE DOWNTOWN SIOUX FALLS
“How much for a slice?”
“$1.50.”
After eating my lukewarm slice of pepperoni I asked for my check.
$2.14.
7% tax on $1.50 is $.11 NOT $.64.
Gratuity must have been figured in. I wonder if they are looking for servers?
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 8/17/11
ME: “Where yah goin?”
Maybe a better approach would have been,
“Do you need anything else? Could I get your tab?” or
“Would it be okay if I transfer your tab to another server or would you like to close it out?”
or, if you prefer the straight forward approach,
“Hey, fuckers, this bitch wants to go home. I’m tired and sick of the shit tips. So pay up. If you need another drink, tough shit.”
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 8/11/11
Why haven’t I called you lately?
Do you still have your dog?
Why haven’t you called me?
I don’t have a cat.
Charles Luden • 7-21-11 at Michelle’s
Picture this . . .
6 foot 5 inch man
conservative haircut
black shorts, nondescript tennis shoes
PURPLE TYE-DIE T-SHIRT WITH MULTIPLE KITTENS PRINTED ON IT
(oh it gets better)
Comes in the next day with the same shirt on, and reading the same romantic novel.
If he shows up tomorrow, we are reporting him to the police. And I am not talking about the fashion police.
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 7/22/11
l3wis 