The Ugly Table #38 (Happy Easter – The Pretzel Bunny has risen!)
PLEASE, LEAVE THESE ITEMS AT HOME WHEN DINING OUT
Crystal Light
Salad dressing
Portable DVD player
Artificial sweetners
Cake, cookies and other desserts
Wetnaps
Baby food
Popcorn
Tax forms
Tupperware
Lego-Land play set
Breast feeding shawl
Bratty, snotty, crybaby kids
If you feel these things are needed to make your dining experience better, maybe you are eating at the wrong place, may I suggest your own fucking dining room? Next time you should stay home with your bunny rabbit cupcakes with pretzel whiskers.
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 4/23/11