The Ugly Table (#20)
SEPARATE CHECKS. Do middle-aged women who eat out together ever pick up the tab for each other? Nope. S. L. Ehrisman (c) 1/6/11
SEPARATE CHECKS. Do middle-aged women who eat out together ever pick up the tab for each other? Nope. S. L. Ehrisman (c) 1/6/11
A BUNCH OF FUCKING DEMOCRATS! Over a few (several) glasses of Chardonnay and in between Botox treatments she blabbers about Obama’s socialism. As the bartender Jake expresses his feelings on…
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT Thank You. Thank You. Thank You. Thank You to all the strangers and regulars that put a little extra in the book when they pay their bill…
CAMPERS A camper is a person(s) who hangs out at your table for hours after they have paid. On a slow night, no one cares. On a busy night I…
CARROTS I OFTEN WONDER IF CARROTS WOULD BE MORE POPULAR IF THEY WERE NAMED ORANGES? THEY ARE MORE OBVIOUSLY ORANGE THEN ORANGES. PROBABLY NOT. AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? BECUZ…