Ugly Table #74

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F’k off Democrats

Me: I think I know your dad, great guy.

Customer 1: Thanks

Customer 2 (across the table from customer one): It’s too bad he is a Democrat (in a snotty voice)

Me: What’s wrong with that? (Then I walked away.)

Customer 2 (under her breath): F’ck Off.

Scott L. Ehrisman (c) 1/11/2013

Ugly Table #73

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The Round Up Tip

The round up tip is usually not good, but this guy must only figure out his checkbook in increments of $50.

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 1/2/13

Ugly Table #72

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Hostess (without) the Mostess

Customer: “I’m glad to see you are in a good mood. The hostess who sat us was not.”

Me: She is never in a good mood. I nicknamed her, “FREE Appetizer.”

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 11/16/12

 

Ugly Table #71

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BONEHEAD

Customer: I can’t cut thru this steak.

ME: Maybe you have a dull knife?

C: No, it is really tough.

I take the offending steak back to the grill chef . . .

ME: Customer is saying they can’t cut thru this steak.

After closer inspection by the chef he says,

“Does he realize this is a T-Bone and there is a bone down the center of the steak that apparently he is trying to cut thru by these apparent steak knife marks.”

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 10/14/12