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What the rest of the country thinks of Ironic Johnny Thune-Bag

l3wis August 15, 2016 4Comments

Not a lot of love for our senior senator;

Senator John Thune; My bill would eliminate the taxes you’ll owe on your winnings when you get home

Jeff; Wow, douchiest congratulations ever. Like getting socks for Christmas.

Jackie; I’ve never felt like someone’s given me a toothbrush on Halloween more, not even when it’s actually happened.

Christopher; Sitting US Senator tries his hand at mansplaining. Goes poorly.

Karl; tell her how your party has been working hard for the last 25 years to make sure her whole family can’t vote.

Once again we are blind in South Dakota to the embarrassing things John does in the name of our state. He should be offering us a citizen arrest of his fellow senator over EB-5.

Ironic Johnny Thune Bag, The Vulture

l3wis July 7, 2016 6Comments

attribution; Getty Images

John is at it again;

What’s the best way to prevent more babies being born with horrible deformities from the Zika virus? Preventing the pregnancy in exposed women in the first place. That means allowing Planned Parenthood, which helps prevent approximately 579,000 unintended pregnancies every year, to keep doing that job. But it’s Planned Parenthood and it’s an election year, so Republicans are specifically banning Zika prevention funding from being spent at Planned Parenthood. 

Planned Parenthood is not a “special interest.” It’s a first-tier health care provider for millions of men and women, and in particular low-income women.

It always amazes me that a father of two daughters is so anti-women. Maybe John is suited to run as VP with Trump?

Ironic Johnny Thune-Bag; Pick the lesser of two Evils

l3wis June 1, 2016 9Comments

Oh, John, how you make me laugh, you have been in Washington for 200 years now and you still don’t do anything or know what you are talking about. You go and endorse Trump, because like, he is better then Hillary, but other then that you really have nothing else to say about Donald except that Hillary would be like Obama. Kind of sounds like a enormous endorsement of Hillary to me (because she won’t be like Obama, which worries me). But this statement really had me rolling in the hay;

Obama doesn’t adequately address terrorist threats and, as a result, the country has been put at risk.

Ok, John, I hope you washed your hands after pulling that from your ass. There has been no major terrorist attacks on US soil since Obama has been president, or at least attacks that can be directly traced to Alqueda or the Taliban or ISIS. They have either been thwarted or by lone wolves. We can’t say that about GW 911 Bush, who was warned of the World Trade Center attacks and did nothing to thwart them, then attacks Iraq which bankrupts our country. Then there’s that whole catching Osama Bin Laden, some one GW “Didn’t think about that much” You know, he was only the leader of Alqueda and the mastermind of 911. Who was president when he was caught? Oh, that’s right, Obama.

Should be no surprise that John spewed his pathetic excuse for an endorsement for Trump, like everything else that comes from his mouth or hands, as worthless as teats on a boar.

I couldn’t resist the FB snark for my conservative friends

l3wis January 29, 2016 1Comments