The Heck wit dah SF City Calendar!
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VP Palin
Governor Moose Drool Who?
Johnny McSpain already forgot about Sarah.
STEPHANOPOULOS: You said, after the election, that Governor Palin has a bright future in your party. Does that mean that, if she does chooses to run for president, she can count on your support?
MCCAIN: Oh, no. Listen, I have the greatest appreciation for Governor Palin and her family, and it was a great joy to know them. [..]But I can’t say something like that.
National News Odds and Ends
Impeach Bush Ornament censored from the White House Christmas tree, funny stuff;
It hung on the tree along with ornaments featuring lovingly painted state seals and state scenery till the Washington Post pointed out that it differed substantially from its fellows.
AP followed, and Lawrence’s ornment was plucked from its branch, on orders from Laura Bush.
David Gregory to host Meet the Press (like if this wasn’t totally freaking obvious);
Gregory has been a leading contender for the permanent spot since Tom Brokaw stepped in as interim moderator following Tim Russert’s death in June.
Sexy Saxby wins in Georgia, vows to be a one man army against Obama’s polices. Good luck with that.
The worst aspect of this is that Sarah Palin gets to claim some credit for the win. Sigh.
When all she ever asked for was an occassional Dr. Pepper.
America’s Favorite Christian, Betty Bowers, makes me pee my pants, again.
Tonya went to bed last night with a tumbler of cold tequila and a head full of comfy knowledge. She knew that the Lord Jesus would answer her prayer to never let no colored Muslim communist terrorist be no durn president. She was certain she would wake up to find that sassy Sarah Palin and her running mate, a wonderfully mavericky war hero, had been elected instead. In her Christian heart, Tonya was confident that Americans were every bit as racist as Republicans hoped they’d turn out to be, as the much discussed, posted about and wished for “Bradley Effect†would work its reactionary magic at the polls.
David Letterman slams Gov. Turkey Torture
I don’t think Letterman is that funny anymore, but this is pretty good.