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Hi ya all – My Aunt Bertha’s got some bitchin’ to do on her bullhorn –

Aunt Bertha’s Bullhorn on April Fool’s Day, 2009:

“Our new President OBummer is boring and black…

– while former President Bush was our beloved white Frick’n Funny Fool…

So, to those of you so-called Americans who voted for the black guy for President – who’s the Butt of the Joke NOW? Huh?  Huh? What up – Huh?”

Sincerely,

EggBert (& Auntie Bertha who does not get enough from Uncle Rusty who watches too much PBS with Gramps Grumpy Gump who hasn’t given Granny Gumption what she desires for the past 77 years due to 1) his leaky weiner and 2) because she ONLY wants it filled up in the can)

Okay, I am starting something new, C & L has done this for awhile, but I decided to start this tonight, because Eggbert sent me this image a few weeks back, and I haven’t been able to use it, but it makes me laugh until I puke everytime I look at it. So post your links and topics and let me know what you think.

Dear fellow blogsters:

RE: http://www.siouxlandlib.org/News/2009/March/18/fe_seminar

After reading this bit of informational news from the Sioux Falls city website, my Gramps Grump Gumption cursed, spit, and growled out, “Consarn it, maybe insteada carvin’ up Tate/LaBianca California folks, old man Sioux Falls Mayor Davey Manson oughta attend his own Damn Fancy Pants City Library-hosted finance class & go carve up his own city budget to help out Sioux Falls, SD folks. Of all the fool-darn ironies, sheoot!  Why, I oughta go Helter Skelter on his Ass!”

Of course, we disagreed with him, as we believe our city leaders are already highly knowledgeable in the proper ways of finance, i.e. spending & saving & spending, so we sat there and put up with his stink. But when the old fart was finally finished rantin’ & ravin’, we gave him a Lienenkugal beer, more of his “special” prescription medication, and sent him packin’ to Wednesday night church for confession…  

Sincerely,

EggBert & his fellow BBB (Beer-Bloggin’ Buddies)