Granny’s Wonderfully Beautifully Informative Email from Bush-Bunny

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 Hi there:

My Granny Gumption got this just wonderful & factually forecastable & informative email from her half-cousin, Barbara Bush-Bunny Moulton from Walton’s Mountain MoleHill, SD:

This is a Great Picture from the future year of 2012 and the guy with his back to the camera seems to know what he is talking about.

So I said to him back in 2009, “Barack, I know U.S. Healthcare issues,

and you ain’t got know U.S. Healthcare issues!”

—- Signed, President John Randolph Tune, 2012

Needless to say, I laughed so hard at this inspiring email that my pre-hypertension blood pressure shot up a few feet – ha, ha, ha, urp, blort. Doesn’t this absolutely stunning painting of these God-fearing, Honest-to-Goodness, Heroic, Republican white men just make your loins light up?
Sincerely,
EggBert T. Justice & primary care provider, 1st Premium Big Penny Sanford & Son Farmicuticals, Inc.
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Creamy Nugent’s Answer to what ails her…

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Dear fellow Republicans:

YIPPEY SKIPPY!!!  It was just announced!  Can you believe it? Who KNEW? Our beloved and esteemed SD Senator, John Tune, is PROBABLY NO DOUBT PRETTY MUCH running for President against O’Bummer in 2012.

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Health-Care/ss/events/pl/061909healthcare;_ylt=A0LEVIWhVXtKaz8AGY4PxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTExamxoMWc5BHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMgRjb2xvA3JlNAR2dGlkAwRsA1dTMQ–/im:/090801/photos_pl_afp/5d9fe6763cdb05b62f4b87ae6eb42f99/

US Senator John Thune, seen here in February 2009, a South Dakota Republican seen as a possible 2012 presidential candidate, said in the party’s weekly radio address that “Republicans want healthcare reform that works. Reform that brings down costs for families and small businesses, and reform that provides better care to more people.“(AFP/Getty Images/File)

US Senator John Thune, seen here in February 2009, a South Dakota ...
Just look at this HAND-SOME SD HUNK!
The EggBert Family’s dearest Neighbor, Creamy Nugent, just got her own kind of personal NON-U.S. GOVERNMENT FORCED health coverage by 1) entering her privately-owned “self-healing” bedroom with this picture of John T., 2) the cream-inducing thought of this SD-bred stud running for President in 2012, and 3) with a little ass-istance from her little stimulus buddy in a package, “Vibrating Vinnie” which is manufactured by Fizer Farmicuticals, Inc.
Sincerely,
EggBert & “Baaaaaaaahhhhing” Health Care Reform Bull*%&#
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Granny Gumption’s Worthy (Bitchin’) News of the Day – July 17, 2009!

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Greetings, my friends:

Granny Gumption’s has offered up her Worthy (Bitchin’) News of the Day – July 17, 2009: 

“Nothin’ in the Argus Leader today about that wacko black dead singer kid, thank the Lord our God & Savior J.C. Christ Almighty, but  this was in interesting article for sure -I read it while eatin’ my Prune juice & Fruit Loops and touchin’ myself in places that make my titties tingle.

http://www.ipsos-na.com/news/pressrelease.cfm?id=4401 

Don’t get me wrong, Ripa’s a peach, but I would still much rather have a bunkmate of the likes of Cloris Leachman in my vacation rental home. Yum, Yum…”

Cloris Leachman

Oh, now tsk, tsk, Granny Gumption.  WTF. I would actually think of our beloved teapot salesman, Allen Unrrrrguuughhh or T. Penny Sanford’s sidekick, Kelby Krappenhoft would be my top choices for bunkmates. Just think of the purity of the conversation (and make out sessions) we could have…

Sincerely,

EggBert & vacation rental home celebrity bunkmate wet dreams…

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This week’s observation: Iran and Universal Healthcare

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mickeymouse

Iran’s new President, and he isn’t wearing a ‘Member’s Only’ jacket.

When I turned on my version of Sunday sports events to sports fans (the Sunday political shows) this morning, I was very disappointed, but not surprised. The topic, in between pharma commercials and right wing anti-healthcare reform was that somehow a revolution was coming to Iran and Universal Healthcare for Americans would destroy the country.

Bullshit.

First off, I’m not going to rant forever, afterall, that’s why I have Eggbert as a contributor, but I will say this, it doesn’t matter if Mickey Mouse was the president of Iran, the country is ran by a theocratic dictator not a president. And unless the people rise up and overthrow him in the name of democracy, things will be exactly the same tomorrow.

And secondly, I find all of the negative news coverage of universal healthcare not surprising. Who funds media? Pharma, hospitals and insurance companies. Without them they have no advertisers. Just look at our local TV station, KELOSANFORDLAND-TV, Why would they cheerlead socialized medicine? Seriously?

I’ll have to say, this week in politics has been a wash, unless you count Ironic Johnny walking over the body of one of his fellow Republicans to take advantage of an opportunity that was handed to him on the back of a cheating whore.

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Ned & Jed's Excellent Venture – Start of Summer Vacation 2009

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Hello – How are you all?

Ned & Jed Nugent wanted to share some family “action” photos of their recent family vacation which they have officially & fondly deemed their “Fight White Right Lite-Brite” Start of Summer Tour – 2009

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New York, New York –

Washington, D.C. –

Wichita, Kansas –

Bangkok –

Video Lottery Establishments petition drive across South Dakota –

When the boys had some downtime in their newly-customized Nugent Winnebago family truckster station wagon tank, Ned & Jed proudly (and EVER-SO-CAREFULLY, mind you) worked together on this Lite Brite project –

Sincerely,

EggBert & the Nugents (except Creamy Nugent, her warm & fuzzy poochie, Pubes, and her lip-smacking pussy, Mr. Lucky O’LickMeister, who all stayed in Sioux Falls to suckle such local tasty treats such as Bob Jamison Junior’s delicious & stimulating Tax Abatement idea & rootin’ for the soon-to-be construction of the new even HIGHER-PRICED city event center/coliseum.  Creamy’s comments: Yippy Yay! – ain’t suckling Sioux Falls just the best?  These great things are gonna make Sioux Falls develop better and for sure be all that more sucksessfful, like the other day when  Pubes sucked on Mr. Lucky O’LickMeister’s hair-ball.) 

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