piratedavid
With all this talk of piracy, I thought I would bring it back to the top since I am a lazy asshole that doesn’t want to navigate to another page to make fun of Goody Two Shoes non-pirates. Avast, ye douchebag!

Or maybe I’m a surly prick all the time, and it just boils over this time of year. I started writing this long tirade about how I hate everyone and I could give a fuck less about you or your problems, and I remembered that it was almost two years ago exactly that I was saying the same things… so I’ll just link it and get back to quietly hating you. Fuckin’ morons.