Senate candidate #5, please stand up.
Ghost of Dude 
The infamous senate candidate #5 has been identified as congressman Jesse Jackson Jr.
The son of famous civil rights leader Jesse Jackson, reportedly offered (through one of his flunkies) $1milllon for Barack Obama’s vacated senate seat. Gov. Blagowhatsit was right, that’s a f***in’ valuable thing. I wonder if he got a free Obama plate and coin too.
If only I could make extra money by carrying out the tasks my job requires of me…